So, the words to describe them are absolutely endless… knockers, fun bags, sweater kittens, boobies, rack, breasteses, boobs, the girls, the twins, goof balls, jugs, Yahbos, pointer sisters, etc, etc, etc. Most of those have hopefully not been uttered past your lips since Jr. High. But we are here to set the record straight! Brothers… this is where you need to listen to us. Listen like you haven’t listened since Mikey told you about the unbelievable first time he got a little tongue while riding on the bus in 5th grade. We are about to lay a little something special on you guys. Ready?!?!
Tits or Breasts. That’s it!!!! If you are old enough to have pubic hair, then friends… it’s time to grow the f#ck up! Amongst the boys… let your mad verbal skills fly! However… if one of the fairer sex is within ear-shot… boys, it’s purely tits or breasts. Are we understood? Are you honestly paying attention? Be a man… and show it with respect. Tits and Breasts.
Breasts for the more formal or newer ladies in your group… Tits for those of you who are a little more daring or are talking to somebody a bit more on the raunchy side. But that is it my friends.
Sack-up… Grow-up… and listen to what we are saying. Everything else is either too immature or too clinical. Ladies demand your respect. Tits and Breasts.
Can you believe it… we’re 5 years old this month! We’ve officially weened ourselves off the teet of mediocrity, and jumped feet-first into the deep-end of mature big-boy websites. Over the past 5 years we’ve talked about a lot! From the 25th Anniversary of Goonies, to the best in audio badassery, to Big Ass fans, to everything you’ll ever need to survive a Zombie Apocalypse… and pretty much every other damn thing we could possibly get our hands on. All-in-all… a 2,422 article smorgasbord of fun “stuff” all designed to tickle your fancy. Hello… have you seen our Holiday Greeting Cards!?
To celebrate this monumental occasion, we’re going to re-impart some moments of wisdom (including some rare instances of insanity) from our top 10 posts ever! That’s right… those special moments that you all loved over the past 5 years will be shared once again so you are able to revisit those traumatic moments from your past. Think of it as therapy with a White Glossy twist.
If you are one of “those” people who absolutely MUST have the surprise spoiled… then below is our list of top 5 posts of all time, ever, from anywhere. For the rest of you… stay tuned!
- Review: Nixon Supertide Watch
- Review: JayBird BlueBuds X — How Rude?
- PaysteeWhite’s Review: Limp Bizkit – Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
- Review: Bonobos Men’s Clothing (Fit Changes Everything)
- 4 Hour Body: Tim Ferriss Broke My Heart
- iPhone 6??? It Sure Is!!!
- Fat or Fiction — 4 Hour Body diet test
- Review: Frends “The ALLI” (Over-Ear Headphones)
- Review: Element Pro Chroma iPhone 4 (and 4s) Case
- Hey Guys… Tits or Breasts, okay?
It is no secret we are big fans of the whiskey around here. And one of the neatest accessories that has arrived is the Whiskey Bullet ($31.00). The bullet works much like the famous whiskey stones, but instead you freeze the bullets and then add to your glass to keep your drink not only cold, but not watered down.
Cause diluting whisky is for pussies.