I have to admit, this movie makes me giddy like a school girl. The book was great, the fact that Tim Burton is involved, and it has vampires. By the looks of it, real vampires. Not metro sexual, twinkle in the sun, vampires. Opens June 22nd 2012.
Logitech Solar Keyboard Folio
We are all about harnessing the power of the sun around here. And why not? It’s limitless, warm, and just plain cool to do. Well now Logitech has hooked up the solar tech to an iPad folio that captures all those photons and turns them into power for a usable folio keyboard.
While not cheap at $130, the Logitech Solar Keyboard Folio offers you the protection you need for your iPad 2, but also supplies a full functioning keyboard, various viewing angles, and two hours of typing time per solar charge. Protection with a cool factor is always a good thing.
Man Up and Buy a Candle!!!
Dudes… let’s all be perfectly honest for a moment. We stink. No, I’m not talking about our personalities or our anti-monogamous tendencies… I’m talking odor. Straight up funkadelica. ESPECIALLY when you put us front and center next to the sweetest smelling creatures on Earth… Women. I mean really… they are pretty awesome! They smell amazing pretty much all the time. Even when they think they’re stinky all we can think about is how fantastic they are. Then you go into their home… and SERIOUSLY!!!! Smells great there too!!! So what do they have that we don’t? Why do our domains have the faint odor of feet, ass, moldy cheese and a rotting bum? They buy candles. Yup, it’s that simple.
“But White Glossy, I want my place to smell good… just not like a chick’s pad”. (Insert smiley face)… we got your back! We told you once before about the brotastic Mandles HERE… and now the gold-standard in candle makers, Yankee Candles, has stepped up to the plate with:
With scents like 2×4, Riding Mower, First Down & Man Town… your bro-cave can now smell, well… nice. Step up men… it’s time!! Here are a few tidbits from the Yankee Candlers:
About This Fragrance
Hot sun. Cool breeze. And the intensely summery scent of freshly cut grass.About Large Jar CandlesLimited Time Only! The traditional design of our signature jar candle reflects a warm, relaxed sense of style that’s always at home. Convenient and easy to use, our large Housewarmer® Jar Candle provides 110 to 150 hours of true fragrance enjoyment.
About This FragranceThe warm, unmistakable scent of freshly planed wood and sawdust evokes a sense of confidence and quality.
About Large Jar CandlesLimited Time Only! The traditional design of our signature jar candle reflects a warm, relaxed sense of style that’s always at home. Convenient and easy to use, our large Housewarmer® Jar Candle provides 110 to 150 hours of true fragrance enjoyment.
Are You Prepared for the Snowman Apocalypse?!?!
I know what you’re thinking… “WhiteGlossy its Summer for gods sake, why the hell are you talking about snowmen?” Well WGUBers, this is when they’ll catch us off guard!!!!
You need to be prepared friends. The Snowmen (SM) conspirators are trying to draw your attention away from the serious SM scare by dangling this pretend Zombie Apocalypse in front of your face (which you can find anything and everything you’ll ever need to survive right HERE)… well, you need to be prepared for the real scare… the SNOWMAN APOCALYPSE!!!! And there is only one thing you can use against these evil spawns of frozen satan… Ice bullets!!! When we’re on the front lines screaming “Back thee frigid demons” I’m putting my trust in only the best ammunition… AK Ice-Rounds ($8) from our life-saving amigos at Think Geek.
Of course, you just might be more of a hand-to-hand kinda brawler… or the “Quick Ice” setting on your freezer is a load of shit too… either way, we’ve got your back with Ice-Swords ($15)!!!!
Now, you’re ready. Good luck and we’ll hopefully see you on the other side!
PS – Yes I made this up… and no I’m not crazy. Well… that crazy.
It’s a Sad… Sad Day for the Music World!!!
Hologram Tupac has Been SHOT!!!
LEAP into the Next Gen of Computers (Pun Intended)
Okay… let’s have a serious conversation for a second. Do you hate your mouse? No, not that scratching burrowing tiny bastard living rent-free in your attic… I’m talking about that little guy sitting to the right of your computer right now (or to the left if you’re one of “those” people). You know, that carpal-tunnel causing little germ-coated robot that you couldn’t imagine your life without… what if I could tell you he’s really not necessary any more? No really… like not at all necessary. Yeah… my interest was piqued too. Check it:
Yeah… badass. It’s called the LEAP ($70) and it’s like you just become a cross between Ironman and Tom Cruise in Minority Report. Here’s what the peeps at LeapMotion have to say about their bitchen new creation:
Say goodbye to your mouse and keyboard.
Leap represents an entirely new way to interact with your computers. It’s more accurate than a mouse, as reliable as a keyboard and more sensitive than a touchscreen. For the first time, you can control a computer in three dimensions with your natural hand and finger movements.
This isn’t a game system that roughly maps your hand movements. The Leap technology is 200 times more accurate than anything else on the market — at any price point. Just about the size of a flash drive, the Leap can distinguish your individual fingers and track your movements down to a 1/100th of a millimeter.
This is like day one of the mouse. Except, no one needs an instruction manual for their hands.
Give me the Next 100 seconds of Your Life…
Seriously! Okay fine… make it 120 seconds after you add in reading this. Ready? headphones on? Prying eyes in the office averted? Here we go: CLICK HERE
Now… after your done sending me air hugs and fist bumps, check out all of the “2012 Maxim Hot 100″ glory at your own pace by clicking on the banner below. You, my friend, are very very welcome!
Back to the Future’s… Back to the Future
If you go back in time… and change one small thing… it can change the outcome for all. You may call it something super-scientific like the “Butterfly Effect“… but I now call it something else.
I call it the “Eric Stoltz Effect”!!! (Boom… FACE!!)
Random Thoughts From The Food Court
I wonder at what point dippin dots go from being the ice cream of the future to being the ice cream of now?
PaysteeWhite Thought…
The word enjoy makes everything more sexual. “Enjoy your food” sounds like I’m going to masturbate on my plate of enchiladas.
