Because you’re seeing it here I think it’s pretty much understood… but just in case, this is a head-phones-only-at-the-office NSF video (unless you work at a bad-ass place like theWGUB… in which case you can play it loud and proud for all to hear!!!)
Raise your hand if you love Guardians Of The Galaxy. Keep them up if you also love that dope-ass soundtrack. Okay… and keep them up even longer if you want that soundtrack for FREE!!!That’s exactly what we thought (because our hands are still up too). The peeps at Google play are offering up all 12 songs of the Guardians Of The Galaxy (Awesome Mix Vol. 1) completely free (seriously, no catch) for your listening pleasure. If you don’t already have a Google Play account… get one, it’s also free (again, no catch).
If you happen to be an iDevicer and don’t often play nice with Google stuff, it’s totally cool. You can download the songs to your computer and sync it with your iTunes account. Wha-lah… now it’s part of your Apple fueled life soundtrack.
Simply click on the link HERE or the image below to get your free copy today.
To honor the fact the we all just a. finally remembered our g’damn login info; b. were just released from a Mexican prison; or c. will never never never never do peyote again… it really got us thinking. What if we just woke up from a coma. BUT, not just any coma… a 10 year coma!!! How strange would the world appear to be.
Well, if that’s you then here are a few helpful tips to catch you up to speed:
- The Rock is now called Dewayne Johnson… and he’s an “actor”
- Kanye is still relevant, but now as a Kardashian with a Reality TV show
- MJ, Whitney Houston and Corey Haim (no, the other Corey) are all dead
- There is this thing called the iPhone, there have been 6 of them. They are cool.
- Hannah Montana is really Miley Cyrus. And she’s a whore.
There’s this thing called the Selfie… don’t
NKOTB came back… but they’re gone again.
Black president. Boom.
Alf is still on cable television.
O.J.’s in prison. Not for that murder.
Lance Armstrong has one testicle.
Men are marrying men and women are marrying women. But not the women you’re visualizing marrying other women.
Blockbuster’s gone man, it’s really gone. Now from your couch you have to press “Rent Napoleon Dynamite” on your remote control.
Britney Spears’ hair grew back.
Cher still looks the same.
- We still haven’t found out what that one thing is Meatloaf won’t do for love.
Dr Dre gave up rap and makes adorable headphones now.
Blossom sings and calls herself Lady Gaga
- Sinbad still ain’t funny.
- Zombies are cool. Not scary…Just undead bitches most self-respecting men know how to handle.
That just about covers it. If we forgot something, feel free to add it in the comments. Otherwise… welcome to 2014!
How’s it going out there. It’s been waaaaaaaay too long since we pulled on our big boy panties and gave you a solid “Well hi-howdy-hey there neighbor”. So, what have you been up to lately? Anything exciting? See any good movies? What about that weather?
Uh… any chance we can skip the awkwardness that comes with us not playing footsies since about this time last year and move on to holding hands and spooning again? Yeah? Cool! I was hoping you say that. We missed you too!!!
We’ve been working on some pretty dope shit lately and can’t wait to start laying it out for you all to see. Just promise me one thing. If we come back and bare our souls for your enjoyment, be gentle. AND share dammit! Let others know about our sauce, and how awesomely potent it is.
the White Glossy Underground Board Posse
I love Deadpool… you love Deadpool… we all think the wise cracking Ryan Reynolds would be hilarious as Deadpool. So, here we are!!! As a test, or the work of an over-eager computer graphics genius, we have a lovely sample of what something like that might look like!!! Completely computer generated, and voiced by el-Ryno. Unfortunately we can’t link it directly into this post (3 have been taken down just during the writing of this post)… but click here to check it out. Totally worth it!
We may not be brilliant day-traders or Herculean ambassadors for the Wall Street way of life, but we do understand the simple things. Like the importance of using a condom, gravity, that beer makes you happy, and running with scissors really is a bad idea. So of course you should listen to us when we suggest common sense advice on how to Invest in Your Future*…
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus…
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
*Sweet Jesus… please don’t listen to us about investing in your future!!! Ever.
Sidebar… here are a couple of comments that bounced back and forth when discussing this topic:
PaysteeWhite: My alcohol gallon consumption and miles per year really jack the bell curve. A fifth a week, a few marathons a year….I’m like a Prius. A Prius with a sick sound system.
WhiteGlossy: I’m the opposite, 1Liter a week of whiskey with no running and a crippled ankle. I’m like the snaggle-toothed mutt you see on YouTube with the man-man little cart because his hind-legs are worthless.
EggShell: This machine runs on 750 ml bottles bitches.
WTF!!! How is it possible that Thomas Jane’s Punisher (which I thought was a pretty good take on one of my favorite Marvel Characters) had a 10min-ish sequel made, and I’m just now seeing it??? This came out almost 2 years ago exactly! I feel like I let you all down. (hanging my head in shame)
Well… if you’re like me and missed out on all of the thug-stomping blood-and-gore Punisher glory… enjoy! (as if I really need to say this, NSFW)
Published on Jul 15, 2012
Question: What’s the difference between justice and punishment?
“I wanted to make a fan film for a character I’ve always loved and believed in – a love letter to Frank Castle & his fans. It was an incredible experience with everyone on the project throwing in their time just for the fun of it. It’s been a blast to be a part of from start to finish — we hope the friends of Frank enjoy watching it as much as we did making it.” – Thomas Jane
Directed by Phil Joanou
Written by Chad St. John
Produced by Adi Shankar
Are you ready? Do you have your headphones plugged in? I proudly present to you… 3 minutes and 38 seconds of “Every Samuel L. Jackson “Motherf*cker”…Ever“. Seriously! You, my friends, are very damn welcome… motherf*cker.
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If only there were a way to magically combine these two extraordinary days into one celebratory magical item, using our favorite Whiskey (Bowen’s Whiskey) and the most fabulous dessert of all time (Cheesecake)!!!
- 165g / 5.5oz butter
- 15 digestive biscuits
- 225g / 8oz icing sugar
- 275ml /10 fl oz (½ pint) fresh whipping cream
- 450g / 1lb Philadelphia cheese
- 4 caps (bottle caps) of Bowen’s Whiskey
White and dark chocolate for decoration
1. Place digestive biscuits in a plastic bag and crush with a rolling pin.
2. Melt the butter and add the biscuits.
3. Put into a 23cm (9 inch) loose bottom cake tin (do not press the mixture into the tin too much or your base will be too hard). Leave in the fridge to set.
4. Beat the Philadelphia and add the icing sugar.
5. Lightly whip the cream and mix into the cheese mixture.
6. Add the Bowen’s whiskey to the cheese and cream mixture and mix well. Pour over the biscuit base. Leave at least a few hours in the fridge and decorate with grated dark and white chocolate.
… is the best thing we’ve seen all weekend. All-time classic roles being revisited by the actors that played them today. Check it out online HERE
Yes, about half way through you might get a brief feeling of motion sickness… but this tour de force of manipulated perspective cinematography blows away most of the lame special effects feats you see today (I’m looking at you SyFy channel). The fact that it was done in one long fluid motion is truly amazing. Enjoy:
The comedy duo of NBC’s Jimmy Fallon and Brian Williams are full-blown killin it!!! Whoever the genius(es) behind these brilliant compilations is, they should received a freakin award! They, clearly, spend a ton of time in the editing room and have mad skills. It’s funny… whenever they start monologing into one of these songs I think “oh, another of those Brian Williams things”… but then something magical happens… they suck me in. I’m not sure how, or why, but I’m all-in and have no power to look away. It’s like Fallon/Timberlake History of raps. It’s been done, and done, and done again… but I LOVE IT every time they pull another one out. Can’t get enough!!!
Enough chit-chat, enjoy:
Enjoy the latest Tasty Libation Review by our very own: Crazy Uncle Paystee White
TINCUP Whiskey ($30ish) should be called Ten Double D’s Cup because this whiskey is tits. Smells like mountain whiskey and should only be consumed by men. Men who have beards…..and love titties. Men like me who sincerely do not take the Tin Cup Whiskey generosity for granted by packaging each bottle with an actual tin cup shot glass. Brilliant.
Upon my in-depth research, reading the bottle, the whiskey originates from the mountains of Colorado. Like John Elway if his sweat consisted of grit and a pregnant mermaid’s tears aged for 18 years. Not some backwoods suck tooth cousin shed in the south like all its competitors. If a law passed where only ten other men could enjoy Tin Cup, I would kill the other 9.