Whipped Booze?

As I mentioned this morning… the demise of our beloved Four loko has happened (Mentioned HERE).  So now we are left stumbling through the world with this strange feeling of uneasy soberness.  (insert Sad face) Of course the search has already begun for an appropriate replacement… which are rather large shoes cans to fill.  We recently came across something new, which may not replace the glory of the Loko legend… but could definitely add one hell of a good time to any after-dinner coffee, daiquiri or sexy little romp!

We’re talking about Whipped Lightning ($10-ish).  Describing themselves as:

Introducing Whipped Lightning®, the world’s first alcohol-infused whipped cream.  A tasty topping that can dress up any drink.  Try it on shots & shooters, cocktails, martinis, coffees, or frozen beverages as well as spicing up your favorite desserts.

Whipahol® is a one-of-a-kind alcoholic beverage that’s sure to excite your inner Whipalogist.

This little gem doesn’t fall into the realm of “Food Products” so the FDA can quietly SUCK-IT and has no boundaries for banning it.  Hee-Hee (yes, I just hee-hee’d).  So what is it exactly?  They are calling themselves “Whipahol”, which is indeed quite clever… but we see it as probably the perfect topping for any already great drink.  The extra edge to potential alcoholic-awesomness!!!!!!  I personally am excited as hell to get one of these little bastards in my hand and see what kind of trouble we can get into.  What about you?  With flavors like “German Chocolate”, “Caramel Pecan”, “Spiced Vanilla” and several others (See them HERE), where exactly you place your Whipped Lightning is entirely up to you!  With a roughly 16%-18% alcohol by volume kick… well, let’s just say the goose-bumps are there just thinking about it.  Can you imagine a jell-o shot with this on-board?!?!  Check out there site, and keep an eye wide open in liquor stores all over this great Nation of ours.

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