It’s not a sexy Presidential Election… hell, there aren’t even any scandalous propositions vying to alter the way of life as we know it… but June 3rd is an election day and you, my friend, need to exercise your right as an American and vote!
Let me ask you this… do you celebrate veterans on Veterans Day? Do you remember the fallen warriors of this awesome Nation on Memorial Day? Do you wave old glory proudly from the front of your home? Do you bask in the glow of Fireworks every 4th of July and have fond memories of running through the streets with sparklers as a kid? ALL of these wonderful traditions are in memory of these United States of America and the sacrifices our country has made for your inalienable rights and Freedom! Freedom to live as you so desire… freedom to speak your mind… and most importantly, freedom to choose!
So, spend at least an hour during the next 4 days and Google the politicians running for seats in your area. Read some literature (you know, that packet you got in the mail). And most importantly, honor the thousands upon thousands of American’s who proudly gave their lives so that you (yes, YOU) can walk into a tiny little plastic booth and VOTE!!!
It’s a tough choice… and there are a TON of options! You go to the store, try on pair after pair after pair hoping that one makes a random girl walking by say “Oh Damn!” under her breath just loud enough for you to hear. You want that magical pair that make you look 80% G’Damn Rockstar, 10% Responsible & “with it”, 10% fashionista… and 1000% a normal person. Do you get glass or plastic lenses, do you get metal or composite material frames, do you get polarized or not, what brand, what style… SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Well, hopefully we can help. Over the past few years we’ve tried on countless styles and talked about how heavy they were over a long period of time, how versatile they were, how awesome they looked, and just all-around how sexy they made us feel (it’s important). Continue reading →
Can we please please please please please make this a reality? Can you even imagine????? Parking lots powering buildings, Streets alerting you of things in the road, Driveways that melt snow (where the f’ was this when I was a kid?!?!).
Parking in a Red Zone… The parking space beneath you will start flashing red to let you know. In metered parking and time is up… How about a clock built right into the road? So many possibilities… and it can power the Nation instead of nuclear or fossil fuels doing all the work.
The Turkey has digested and the stain from your cousins cranberry surprise is officially removed. Dad’s passed out… Mom is talking to Aunt Jane about something mind-numbing… cousin Amy is looking hoooooot… and you badly need a drink. Well, you now have one more thing to be thankful for today. Us!!!
Grab a few glasses, Raid the liquor cabinet n’ fridge and let’s get our damn drink on people!!!
White Glossy Underground Board Mixes
WhiteGlossy Mix: Sailor Jerry + Captain Morgan + Admiral Nelson + Sprite + Skittles = SeaSide Gay Pride GangBang
Eggshell Mix: A shot of Bandero tequila = Snooki spit
Paystee Mix: 2 parts Cognac, 1 part menthol, All King Cobra = Kill Whitey
WhiteGlossy Mix: Kraken Rum & Ice = the Michael Clarke Duncan Donkey Punch
Eggshell Mix: Bowen’s and diet = the uh-oh I crapped my pants
Pasytee Mix: Vodka, Lo-Cal Monster Energy drink, crushed ice swirled with syringe = Jersey Shore
Eggshell Mix: Hawaiian punch and vodka = the drunk howlee
Pasytee Mix: Moonshine, Mountain Dew & F+CK YOU!!! = South Will Rise Again
Eggshell Mix: raspberry vodka, ice tea, and lemonade = Fisting Arnold Palmer
Paystee Mix: SoCo + Dr Pepper = spirit of the south or cousin kisser
WhiteGlossy Mix: Dark Rum, brown sugar, raisins and SoCo = the Morgan Freeman
Paystee Mix: Hennessy and Milk = 2012 election
WhiteGlossy Mix: Coca-Cola + Vodka + Grenadine + a dash of sweet n’ sour = a WhiteGlossy Red
Eggshell/Paystee Combo-Mix: Four Loko = Someone is seeing my ass today…getting hit with a pool stick…..and being awesome
Jimmy, Kevin Spacey and their barbershop quartet, The Ragtime Gals, sing Jason Derulo’s hit song “Talk Dirty.” Learn more about Kevin’s documentary, Now: in the Wings on a World Stage, at http://www.nowthefilm.com.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show including: comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy’s Thank You Notes and hashtags! You’ll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives.
May 4th is Star Wars Day, and Rdio has put together a playlist to make you feel like a Jedi. Yes… we are tremendous nerds for posting this, but that’s ok. It kind of fits us sometimes. May the 4th be with you.
Happy Friday!!! While dumpster diving behind Tim Cook’s house recently, we came across some top-secret specs of the… are you ready for it???? The iPhone 6… way before it even hits the shelves. Here is a quick wrap-up of what we found and even some scans of top-secret doodles. Apparently Cook is a really shitty artist.
Will we get sued and put out of business for leaking this info? Probably… but screw it!!! We are journalists dedicated to the truth, and our people (that’s you).
The scans that we found, featuring some pretty incredible tech, for the iPhone 6 are bellow (click on images for a larger view)… and yes, the details for each picture are listed down there as well. You can bet your sweet ass cheeks that we will be camping out like some über Star Wars nerds to pick up this one at midnight..
It will only obey short, one word commands much like a dog. It will also sulk when you yell at it for dropping a call.
Yes, it will provide you with an Asian massage. A complete Asian Massage.
Hidden in the code is a picture of Steve Job’s tumor.
It’s new 20 megapixel camera has x-ray, heat vision, and night vision. As well as target lock function.
It is water, dirt, chemical and outer space proof.
Instead of Bluetooth technology, you will be able to communicate with it telepathically. Yes, you can think about porn and it will show up on your iPhone.
For men it offers a built-in shaver, for woman a home Microdermabrasion kit. However the shaver can only be used on pubes, and the Microdermabrasion on backne.
Hold approximately 1.5 oz. (a single shot) of any liquid
Doubles as a one-time-use taser for debilitating a mugger/robber/drunkwhoresatthebar