April 10th… Seattle Flash Mob

Two days ago they struck again… this time in Seattle.  A flash mob of 1,300 People in Westlake Center.

Oscar Thoughts

Well Oscar night is in the books.  And it went as expected.  “The King’s Speech” was the big winner of the night.  And whereas I didn’t have issue with how much of the evening played out.  I would like to discuss something.  Yes, I’m looking at you Gwyneth Paltrow.

As if your performance with Cee Lo Green on the Grammys wasn’t bad enough, you had to come on and perform some load of crap song from a load of crap movie (Country Strong) on the Oscars last night.  And here is the problem, Paltrow can’t sing.   Look Gwyneth, I’ll let you get by with your paltry acting skills.  But I will draw the line at singing.  Just becasue you are married to the lead singer to Coldplay, sang a duet with Hughy Lewis, and appeared on Glee doesn’t mean you should make this a full time thing.   And now you are busting out a full on country album?  Really?  I’m sorry, but someone has been lying to you about your singing talents.

Thank god Anne Hathaway is hot or the Oscarcast would have been more painful than it was.  How drunk was James Franco?  I’ve never seen anyone  squint so much in my life.

But other than that, I was happy with the Oscars..

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Reboot News

Remember when we were despondentt over the news that the reboot of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer franchise was sans Joss Whedon?  Reported now that Glee cast member Heather Morris (Brittany Pierce) is in talks to play the lead role in the new movie.

“They’re considering me!” Morris tells Access Hollywood. “I found out and I almost peed my pants ’cause I was so excited!”

“If they make [‘Buffy’] when [‘Glee’] is on hiatus, I don’t even care what I do,” she added. “I can just run through the shot and do nothing – even if I’m not Buffy!”

Thanks to Hollywood Reporter for the news.  Frankly, we don’t know anything about this Glee show.  But she sure looks the part.

Hollywood Crack

It seems like a lot of crazy Hollywood hullabaloo has been brewing up in the land of giants.  Murders… Mayhem… Transgendered Golfers (hahaha, yeah… that got your attention), hell… the news has been practically busting down our internet doors these past two days.  Well, we sifted through the crap and found some of the juicy nuggets worth sharing…. so here we are with today’s nose wipingly yummy and brain-tickling delightful edition of the Hollywood Crack:

LPGA: Believe it or not, the stuffy turtleneck wearing hoity-toity green’s keepers that monitor all this is golf with the LPGA (Golf without dicks) has made a rather interesting ruling recently.  They will now allow transgender players into their circuit.  No, I’m not joking.  If you were born with junk… but decided you would rather roll through life with a little less weight between your legs and opted for the chicken instead of the noodle, oh… and you can play a mean game of golf, then you my friend are eligible for the LPGA.  Go get some!

Glee: For all of you “Gleeks” out there… it was just confirmed that Katie Couric will guest star on the Feb 6th, post Superbowl, episode.  In what role… has yet to be revealed, but the New York Post did say she’ll be in a scene with the ever glorious Sue Sylvester.

Quentin Tarantino Roast: Duuuuude… Tarantino had a Friar’s Club Roast!!!  How did we not know this?  The biggest baddest-ass starts in Hollywood were, of course, in attendance.  With a record-setting over 2,200 guests (Including Samuel L Jackson, Uma Thurman, Harvey Keitel, Sarah Silverman and maaaaaannnnnyyyyy others) the quips were no doubt amazing!!!  The Hollywood Reporter got the extreme low-down (including some of the jokes) which can be checked out HERE.  Worthy of your time!

Muppets: In a Muppet Movie update (Remember we told you about it HERE) Ricky Gervais and Emily Blunt are now officially tagged for a cameo.  Yay!

Three Stooges: With MGM about to finalize their bankruptcy a lot of their feature projects are up in the air… included the Farrelly Brothers movie “The Three Stooges”.  According the THR.com

The cast that had been slapped together for the movie while it was at MGM — Sean Penn as Larry, Jim Carrey as Curly and Benicio del Toro as Moe — is likely to morph into a new configuration, although that too is being figured out.

That is one HELL of an interesting cast… and one that I would be very excited to see in action.

Chuck Norris: Texas Governor Rick Perry is scheduled to designate Chuck Norris an honorary Texas Ranger this Thursday.  This story is very very very stupid and not exciting at all… but it Chuck Freakin Norris.  We’re a little scared to not write about him any chance we get.  He’s 70 and could still whoop all of our asses!

Crazy Uncle PaysteeWhite

I have never once thought about watching, or even letting my remote finger idle on, that fake ass Grease, High School teen frolicking show “Glee”… until the latest GQ spread.  The pics of Lea Michele, Michelle? Mich… who gives a f-ck… you’ve got to see them!!  She just “PLAYS” a teenager right?

A Look at Season 2 of Glee

Warning for those that haven’t caught up on the DVR, this review may contain spoilers of the season premiere of Glee on Fox…

Yeah, get real.  Like we actually watch this show.